“The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood.” – Lou Holtz
I know, I know. Disgusting subject. For those of you who don’t suffer from it………..Thank your lucky stars.
Unfortunately I am one who is cursed with this aggravating and frustrating problem. Basically the way it works is you will typically be busy doing something and your brain will tell you that you need to go “tinkle”. As you start your trek toward the bathroom your prostrate will send a message to the brain saying that you didn’t start soon enough. Then you see the porcelain throne coming into sight and your journey and moment of relief is near. That is usually the point at which time you find out that your prostate wasn’t lieing to your brain and you come to the realization that you are about 20 steps shy of your goal. The dribbling begins followed by a slam dunk and you think to yourself, maybe I better invest in some Depends.
I devised a plan where I tell the people around me that I have a slight “tinkle” problem where I might holler out ” turn your head” meaning that I am having a “tinkle attack” and I would greatly appreciate their cooperation and please turn away so I don’t offend anyone. Now I have found that this works quite well when you are with a small group of friends maybe out camping or fishing. However, I am here to tell ya that it DOES NOT work well in Walmart. No siree. People act like you are tinkling on the produce or something. So be careful if you are in Walmart and PLEASE try not to tinkle on any ones Jammie’s.
Well that pretty much sums it up. Please understand I am not making fun of people who suffer from this problem. I can tell you it is quite frustrating. Thank you for taking the time to read and I hope it made you chuckle a little. Have a great day, share the love and God Bless you.