“Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.” – Roger Miller
Wow, what a night on the river. I knew that rain was in the forecast. I knew they said some storms could be severe. Did I let that stop me? Noooooooooooo. Instead I load the kayak and my fishing gear and off to the river I go. My grandpa’s response to my decision would have been,”Boy, all I have to say is you don’t have the sense God gave a turnip.” I recall the first time I heard that. I remember thinking, I never knew a turnip had any sense.
I finally get to the river and the sky doesn’t look to awful bad so I back down to unload. Well one of those people who think they are someone special and their poo poo don’t stink, you know the type, has parked where we put the yaks in. I can still get my yak in the water but it is 10 times as hard. All of this just because this snowflake doesn’t think rules apply to him, He is someone special (said as sarcastic as I can) don’t you know. Then, then, as I am about to shove off he walks up to his truck and sees me and says,”Your face is awfully red.” At which time I promptly responded by telling him it was probably due to the fact that some one special had parked where we launch yaks, and is a no parking zone, so I had to work 10 times as hard as I should have. Yep! You guessed it. Went right over his head and I don’t even think he realized it was him.
Heading up river I could see the cloud build up wasn’t looking too good so I checked the radar and no rain was showing up. I paddled to a spot on the river where I have had great luck with small mouth. I started floating back down river and started fishing. I started with a Rebel Wee Craw, Charlie Slider worm and an eighth ounce jig with a pig attached. No luck. Nothing. Nada. Nil. You know, same thing that is left after a divorce.
I came to a place in the river where there is some under water cover and is usually a producer of some nice pan fish. So I retied this time using a hook and a sinker and baited with night crawler. In no time i had caught two. Then it started to rain. Just a steady slow rain but camera time was over for the night.
By now it had been raining for about 10 minutes and BAM! The spotted bass had started hitting. Looks like things are looking up. Oh yeah. I mean what is a little rain when the fish are biting, Right? Then, like it wasn’t raining on my parade all ready, there is a bright flash of light followed by a clap of thunder that made my fillings rattle. It hit a tree up on the bluff from me. Not a lot bothers me but lightning gets my undivided attention. Sooooooo i reel in my line and headed back to where the truck was parked.
I finally arrive and beach the yak and head to get the truck. Still not raining real hard yet. I start backing down to where the yak is and I am here to tell ya I can’t remember the last time I saw it rain that hard. I thought someone was hitting me with a water canon. I sit there in the truck for a few minutes and then I thought what the hell, after all it is only rain and I sure as hell ain’t gonna melt. So I got out and loaded stuff in the truck. When I got in the truck soak and I thought to myself if it wouldn’t have lightninged I WOULD have got really wet.
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